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Spider batsman

Later on in the same match, the fielding side groaned, as they watched the spider walk to the crease.

'Oh no, not him again,' sighed the grasshopper. 'Is he good?' asked a beetle.

'It's not that,' said the grasshopper, 'it's just that he stays in so long.

The only way to get him out is l.l.l.l.l.b.w. ! '