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Famous batsmen

A famous batsman was the big attraction when he was the guest player for the local team. Anxious to impress, the fast bowler keyed himself up to put every thing into his first ball. He ran up and hurled down a screamer which took our the off stump

'No ball,' called the umpire.

And then, to the bowler, 'Calm down, you idiot. They've come to see him bat, 'not you bowl !'