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Facing Wes Hall
In a Test between India and the West Indies, the fiery Wes Hall
was sending quivers down the Indian spine. The new batsman walked
slowly to the crease, not feeling unlike a lamb at the slaughter
house.
As the great bowler thundered in, suddenly he stood up in
the crease, and signalled that he wanted the sight screen
adjusted.
Adjustments were made and the bowler was ready to come
in again.
Once again, in the middle of his run-up, the batsman
found something disturbing in the sight screen. Indeed, this went
on a few times before the irritated umpire walked up to the
batsman and enquired ,
"Where do you want the sight screen, for
God's sake?"
The batsman asked, with an ounce of fear, "
Couldn't I have between him and me?"
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