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How would I know?

In the absence of their regular umpire, the village team was making do with a local farmer, who knew nothing of the rules. After the third ball of the over, the entire field turned round with a tremendous yell of 'Owzat!'

The umpire paused. 'Well, how would I know?' he said. 'His leg was in the way !'