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Well, your Lordship

A lord was entertaining some guests at his country estate and they were playing cricket. The lord was batting and his chief footman was the umpire. A guest bowled and plainly caught the lord l.b.w.

They appealed to the footman, who said, 'Lord Melford ; is not at home.'

'What?' said the lord.

'Well, your lordship,' said the footman, 'to speak plainly you're out!'