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An umpire short

They were short of an umpire for the village game and the local butcher was taking his place. The bowler ran up and sent down a perfectly pitched ball that caught the batsman plumb l.b.w.

'Owzat!' he shouted.

The butcher beamed with pleasure. 'Bloody marvellous!'